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Trasa<\/span>:<\/strong> 44 km, Start, zadem p\u0159es M\u00e1j, \u010cern\u00ed\u0161, Dasn\u00e9, kolem Bezdreva do \u010cejkovic, Pa\u0161ice, po blatech k menhiru st\u011bt\u00ed hlavy, menhiru dokut\u00e1len\u00ed hlavy, um\u00edst\u011bn\u00ed prezen\u010dn\u00ed listiny, pomn\u00edk Kubaty, odbo\u010dka na samota u Vom\u00e1\u010dk\u016f, lu\u017en\u00ed prales Mok\u0159iny u Vom\u00e1\u010dk\u016f, Zliv, Bezdrev, Vondrov, Dasn\u00fd, \u010cern\u00ed\u0161 a Nezmar<\/p>\n

V\u00fd\u0161kov\u00e9 metry:<\/strong> 156 m<\/p>\n

\u00da\u010dast:<\/strong> Covid-19, Ondra, Pe\u0165a \u0160ikl, Stanley, Eri, V\u011btr\u00e1k, Merla (v\u00edc jsem z fotky prezen\u010dky nevy\u010detl), Ale\u0161, Vl\u00e1\u010fa, Kocour, Vr\u00e1\u0165a, Honza D., Honza L. & Marek L., P\u0159ema, V\u00ed\u010dko, Jirka Zibura, Hony, V\u00edtek S., Petr Pokorn\u00fd, Ondra M., V\u00ed\u0165a K., Pavel T\u00edkal, Majkl, M\u00edra Dole\u017eel, Bivoj<\/p>\n

P\u00e1d: <\/strong>nikdo, leda \u010desk\u00e1 koruna<\/p>\n

Defekt: <\/strong>Kocour, v\u0161ichni \u017eivi a zdr\u00e1vi<\/p>\n

Trackmaker: <\/strong>Ondra, ale sp\u00ed\u0161 Nezmarsk\u00e1 tradice<\/p>\n

GPS:<\/strong> https:\/\/www.sports-tracker.com\/workout\/ondejludvk\/5e82ed5a04059c0df5efbb0e<\/a><\/p>\n

Koment\u00e1\u0159: <\/strong>Nejrad\u011bji bych se v dne\u0161n\u00edm reportu vyhnul patetick\u00fdm v\u011bt\u00e1m, ale ono to asi nep\u016fjde. J\u00e1 slz\u00edm ho\u0161i! 25 kousk\u016f za situace, kdy nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b jednozna\u010dn\u00fd v\u00fdklad, zda-li se to sm\u00ed. Je prost\u011b vid\u011bt, \u017ee kombinace \u0161ib\u00e1n\u00ed na v\u011b\u017ei z karant\u00e9ny a touhy po \u0159\u00e1du jak\u00fd b\u00fdval, dok\u00e1\u017ee lidi dohnat nejen na Kubatu, ale i do m\u00edst menhir\u016f, kde pov\u011bt\u0161inou d\u00e1v\u00e1m v\u00fdklad jen hrstce nejotrlej\u0161\u00edch a ostatn\u00ed se z d\u00e1lky jen sm\u011bj\u00ed (pro\u010d bych tam jako jezdil?). Tak\u017ee letos m\u00e1 nejvzd\u00e1len\u011bj\u0161\u00ed menhir ur\u010dit\u011b nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u00fa\u010dast. A nav\u00edc vy\u0161perkovanou \u00fa\u010dast\u00ed d\u00e1my (po jak dlouh\u00e9 dob\u011b!) a patn\u00e1ctilet\u00e9ho jinocha Marka Ludv\u00edka! Gratulujeme. Ostatn\u00ed prvenstv\u00ed jako premi\u00e9rov\u00e1 roztrou\u0161en\u00e1 \u00fa\u010dast, po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed skrz podpisy (jako ve World Tour profi z\u00e1vodech!) u\u017e jde na na vrub 25. \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edku COVIDU-19, grrr. Nebudu se tu pou\u0161t\u011bt do n\u011bjak\u00fdch progn\u00f3z,v\u0161ak si na Viberu dal\u0161\u00ed postup Nezmar pospolitosti nebudem tajit a tak jen n\u011bkolik v\u011bc\u00ed co m\u011b dnes na V\u00e1s pobavily. 1) Nejv\u00edc jsem se sm\u00e1l, kdy\u017e mi Jirka Zibura poslal sv\u016fj z\u00e1znam GPS s pozn\u00e1mkou – je fakt lep\u0161\u00ed, kdy\u017e trasuje n\u011bkdo jinej… Takovou zr\u016fdnou 58 kilometrovou h\u016fsenici vedouc\u00ed dost \u010dasto \u00fapln\u011b nepochopiteln\u011b mimo n\u00e1\u0161 c\u00edl, to jsem je\u0161t\u011b nevid\u011bl \ud83d\ude42 2) Dojemn\u00fd pokus Peti Pokorn\u00e9ho zajistit si \u00fa\u010dast jen pomoc\u00ed fotoshopu – n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed Ti dokonce i uv\u011b\u0159ili, V\u00ed\u010dko do te\u010f \u017eije v p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed, \u017ee jel v Tv\u00fdch stop\u00e1ch! (pozn. po zve\u0159ejn\u011bn\u00ed se uk\u00e1zalo, \u017ee vyj\u00ed\u017e\u010fku skute\u010dn\u011b absolvoval, neb vyfotil mrtv\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159e, nach\u00e1zej\u00edc se na trati, kter\u00e9 ostatn\u00ed t\u00e9\u017e vid\u011bli… Absenci podpisu od\u016fvodnil strachem z naka\u017een\u00ed CODVIDEM-19 p\u0159i dotyku s plastovou U foli\u00ed, na kter\u00e9 se vir dr\u017e\u00ed po n\u011bkolik dn\u00ed) 3) P\u0159i zpov\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed Honzy, co \u0159\u00edkal syn\u00e1\u010dek na 46 km tra\u0165 ve dvou stupn\u00edch Celsia kter\u00e1 nevynechala ani blata, mi p\u0159i\u0161la odpov\u011b\u010f. Le\u017e\u00ed na gau\u010di a muml\u00e1: Podm\u00e1\u010den\u00e1 louka, ta podm\u00e1\u010den\u00e1 louka! 4) Pe\u0165a \u0160. p\u0159irovnal vyj\u00ed\u017e\u010fku ke Kubatovi k d\u016fle\u017eitosti akce typu Olympi\u00e1da! (cht\u011bl tuto vyj\u00ed\u017e\u010fku tak\u00e9 o rok odlo\u017eit \ud83d\ude09 ) <\/p>\n

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P.s.<\/strong> Stanley, trochu se mi T\u011b z\u017eelelo, ale abych po\u0159\u00e1d jen neopisoval p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh o zbudovsk\u00e9m rycht\u00e1\u0159i Jakubu Kubatovi, v\u016fdci selsk\u00e9 reb\u00e9lie proti omezov\u00e1n\u00ed svobodn\u00fdch pr\u00e1v sedl\u00e1k\u016f hospoda\u0159\u00edc\u00edch na ne\u00farodn\u00fdch blatech, kter\u00fd byl dne 20.4. 1581 popraven, nechme promluvit p\u0159\u00edmo romantickou licenci p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu:<\/p>\n

Ne\u017e kat dokonal sv\u016fj \u00fakol, odsouzenec pr\u00fd zvolal: J\u00e1, Jakub Kubata, d\u00e1v\u00e1m hlavu za Blata. Kam a\u017e po m\u00e9m st\u011bt\u00ed m\u00e1 hlava dosk\u00e1\u010de, a\u017e po to m\u00edsto jsou Blata na\u0161e! I po\u010dali se lid\u00e9 bou\u0159it, a p\u00e1ni ze strachu, aby nep\u0159i\u0161li o \u017eivoty, dali katovi rozkaz, aby si posp\u00ed\u0161il a je\u0161t\u011b d\u0159\u00edve odjeli, ne\u017e byl ortel vykon\u00e1n. Kubatova hlava pr\u00fd skute\u010dn\u011b dosk\u00e1kala a\u017e po hranici Blat. Zat\u00edm se od z\u00e1padu p\u0159ihnala bou\u0159ka, za\u017eloutl\u00fd mrak vysypal ze sv\u00e9ho kl\u00edna kroupy a ty bily jak do odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00edc\u00edho panstva a soudc\u016f, tak do rycht\u00e1\u0159e sv\u011bdka, jen\u017e Kubatovi p\u0159it\u00ed\u017eil. Tlouklo tak\u00e9 do pansk\u00fdch pol\u00ed a poml\u00e1tilo \u00farodu \u2013 selsk\u00fdm pozemk\u016fm se v\u0161ak vyhnulo. Sedl\u00e1ci potom p\u0159ivalili na smutn\u00e9 m\u00edsto dva balvany, jeden v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed postavili tam, kde byl Kubata popraven, druh\u00fd tam, kam dosk\u00e1kala jeho hlava. <\/p>\n

NO: <\/strong>Dost \u010dasto si te\u010f opakuji vtip co vzniknul za kom\u00e1r\u016f:<\/p>\n

“Tat\u00ednku, kdo je za t\u00edm ostnat\u00fdm dr\u00e1tem?”<\/p>\n

“My, dceru\u0161ko, my.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n \t

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