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Trasa<\/strong>: 54 km, Me\u0165\u00e1k, kolem bezdom\u00e1\u010d\u016f Bor\u0161ov, lev\u00fd b\u0159eh Vltavy po \u010derven\u00e9 do Zlatky, prav\u00fd b\u0159eh Vltavy do Bor\u0161ova a dom\u016f<\/p>\n

V\u00fd\u0161kov\u00e9 metry<\/strong>: 851 m<\/p>\n

\u00da\u010dast<\/strong>: Ondra, Venca, V\u00edtek, Eri,\u00a0P\u0159ema,\u00a0Majkl,\u00a0Kocour,\u00a0Vr\u00e1\u0165a, Kory,\u00a0Ale\u0161,\u00a0Pavel Samec, Petr \u0160ikl,\u00a0Vl\u00e1\u010fa, Venca P\u00ed\u0161a, Sochy, Venca Drbout, Tonda, Koubi\u010d, Duby, V\u00ed\u010dko, Pavel Dolej\u0161\u00ed<\/p>\n

P\u00e1d<\/strong>: Ale\u0161 2x, V\u00edtek<\/p>\n

Defekt:<\/strong>\u00a0Samou\u0161 p\u0159i v\u00fdjezdu z potoka mohutn\u011b zabral v tu nejvhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed chv\u00edli \ud83d\ude42 a p\u0159etrh \u0159et\u011bz. Ale\u0161??? (viz d\u00e1le)<\/p>\n

Trackmaker<\/strong>: Ondra<\/p>\n

GPS<\/strong>:\u00a0www.sports-tracker.com<\/a><\/p>\n

Koment\u00e1\u0159:<\/strong>\u00a0Splut\u00ed Vltavy jsem cht\u011bl d\u00e1t tentokr\u00e1t oboub\u0159eh\u00e9 a tak jsem vy\u010dkal a\u017e se prodlou\u017e\u00ed den, vsadil na plynulej\u0161\u00ed tempo bez nadbyte\u010dn\u00e9ho \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed, modlil se za co nejni\u017e\u0161\u00ed vegetaci v m\u00edstech opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdch a na konci se pochv\u00e1lil. Vy\u0161lo to! Dokonce jsem je\u0161t\u011b po cest\u011b vzpomenul na projekt z minul\u00e9ho roku “za nov\u00fdmi zaj\u00edmavostmi” a chlapc\u016fm odtajnil velmi nen\u00e1padn\u011b skryt\u00e9ho vytesan\u00e9ho keltsk\u00e9ho str\u00e1\u017ece Vltavy. V\u010dera jsem ale vlastn\u011b nejv\u00edce p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel nad bezpe\u010dnost\u00ed bajku a kola obecn\u011b, neb jsem v\u011bd\u011bl o Honyho eskap\u00e1d\u011b (viz. d\u00e1le), k tomu se mi, po \u010das vyj\u00ed\u017e\u010fky\u00a0velmi zadr\u017een\u011b jedouc\u00ed Krutibrk, sv\u011b\u0159il, \u017ee se o v\u00edkendu na Kolu pro \u017eivot p\u0159imotal do hromadn\u00e9ho p\u00e1du a dlouh\u00fd dres m\u00e1 jen proto, aby zakryl sv\u00e9 velmi zkrvaven\u00e9 t\u011blo a do toho V\u00edtek do p\u0159ejezdu pot\u016f\u010dku nad Star\u00fdma \u010casama (ano ten brod, kter\u00fd je vy\u0161perkov\u00e1n krom kamen\u016f i dv\u011bma 30 centimetrov\u00fdma ty\u010d\u00edc\u00edma se traverzama) dal srdce, kter\u00e9 ale samo k \u00fasp\u011bchu nesta\u010dilo a p\u00e1d na stranu, kde pot\u016f\u010dek m\u00ed\u0159\u00ed do \u00fadol\u00ed, mi chv\u00edli i dech zastavil (a\u010d se V\u00edtkovo pru\u017en\u00e9 t\u011blo\u00a0ladn\u011b p\u0159izp\u016fsobilo v\u011bt\u0161\u00edm kamen\u016fm v korytu \u0159eky!). Ach jo, klucka: SAFETY FIRST! A\u0165 jezd\u00edme do t\u011bch osmdes\u00e1ti, jak o tom \u010dasto mluv\u00edme! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

O.<\/p>\n

P.s. Do hospody se n\u00e1m p\u0159i\u0161el uk\u00e1zat Hony, kter\u00fd s n\u00e1mi z\u0159ejm\u011b n\u011bjak\u00fd \u010das nevyjede. Na m\u00e1jce jsme si dali drob\u00ednek do vol\u00e1tka \ud83d\ude09 cesta na kole dom\u016f prob\u00edhala v r\u00e1mci alkoholov\u00e9ho ve\u010d\u00edrku celkem v klasick\u00fdch intenc\u00edch (p\u0159ekvapilo ho, \u017ee je na stezce u Me\u0165\u00e1ku tma – v jednu v noci, kdo by to byl \u0159ek…) a\u017e do p\u0159\u00edjezdu k t\u0159em sch\u016fde\u010dk\u016fm t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed domem, kter\u00e9 nesjel suver\u00e9n\u011b jako v\u017edy, ale ne \u00fapln\u011b cht\u011bn\u011b sko\u010dil (front flip no hand) a peklo bylo, \u017ee se p\u0159i skoku plavmo zachytil \u0161n\u011brov\u00e1n\u00edm tkani\u010dek od bot za brzdov\u00e9 p\u00e1ky na \u0159\u00edd\u00edtk\u00e1ch (sic!) a celkem dlouho se nemohl le\u017e\u00edc od kola odmotat… Nakonec se to povedlo a\u00a0po \u010dase mu i do\u0161lo, \u017ee nen\u00ed ok. Pa\u0148m\u00e1ma v\u0161ak tak\u00e9 nebyla ve stavu k \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed vozidla, na kole jet necht\u011bli \ud83d\ude42 a tak jeli na trauma\u010dku t\u00e1gem \ud83d\ude42 Zlomen\u00e1 z\u00e1prstn\u00ed k\u016fstka, se\u0161it\u00e1 roz\u0161kleben\u00e1 brada, od\u0159eniny a nara\u017eeniny. 6 t\u00fddn\u016f kolo p\u00e1p\u00e1.<\/p>\n

P.s. Popis n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edho se d\u00e1 vylo\u017eit dvoj\u00edm zp\u016fsobem. 1) Jakmile tuto hr\u016fzostra\u0161nou historku\u00a0“O kole a alkoholu” vyslechl Ale\u0161, v\u011bda \u017ee u\u017e n\u011bjak\u00e9 piv\u00ednko m\u00e1, probudiv v sob\u011b netu\u0161enou zodpov\u011bdnost\u00a0se jal se sh\u00e1n\u011bt tax\u00edka, kter\u00fd ho odveze do Adamova i s kolem. Pod vlivem se p\u0159eci jezdit nem\u00e1! Bravo Ale\u0161i, tlesk\u00e1m – takhle kdyby si v\u0161ichni brali varovn\u00e1 znamen\u00ed\u00a0k srdci \ud83d\ude42 2) V hospod\u011b sed\u00edc Ale\u0161 zv\u011bda, \u017ee venku pom\u011brn\u011b dost ch\u010dije, tot\u00e1ln\u011b vym\u011bk\u00b4 a za\u010dal se sh\u00e1n\u011bt po tax\u00edku, kter\u00fd by jeho l\u00edn\u00e9 t\u011blo do Adamova odvez i s kolem. Kdy\u017e jsme mu za\u010dali sp\u00edlat do lenoch\u016f a ostudy Nezmar\u016f, vstal od stolu a m\u00e1\u010dknul si na drobounce u\u0161l\u00e9 kolo a prohl\u00e1sil: “Je to nutnost, p\u00edchnul jsem” (v dob\u011b ma\u010dk\u00e1n\u00ed na kolo u\u017e byl tax\u00edk objednan\u00fd a na cest\u011b…). Sty\u010f se lenochu. Prav\u00e9ho Nezmara NIC nezastav\u00ed!<\/p>\n

NZU: Kdy\u017e u\u017e jsme u toho p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161len\u00ed, vsad\u00edm dnes na t\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed kus, neb poezie nen\u00ed jen o l\u00e1sce \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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Deset hodin lid\u00e9 chystaj\u00ed se k sp\u00e1nku<\/p>\n

opilci \u010dtou smutn\u00fd z\u00edt\u0159ek z pekla d\u017eb\u00e1nk\u016f<\/p>\n

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kolik mu\u017e\u016f tou\u017e\u00ed po tv\u00e9m objet\u00ed<\/p>\n

mo\u017en\u00e1 \u017ee chce\u0161 nav\u0161t\u00edviti podsv\u011bt\u00ed<\/p>\n

cht\u011bl bych podat ruku osobn\u00ed tv\u00e9 hr\u016fze<\/p>\n

j\u00e1 jen\u017e nev\u011b\u0159\u00edm u\u017e d\u00e1vno na iluze<\/p>\n

podsv\u011bt\u00ed je mrtvo rozpadlo se v prach<\/p>\n

z\u00edt\u0159ek za\u017eehn\u00e1 tv\u00e9 zoufalstv\u00ed tv\u016fj strach<\/p>\n

noc je studen\u00e1 a vlny p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 mraz\u00ed<\/p>\n

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sv\u011bt v\u00e1s zni\u010dil sv\u011bt v\u00e1s k\u0159\u00eds\u00ed sebevrazi<\/p>\n

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Kolik ud\u00e1lost\u00ed tolik r\u016fzn\u00fdch not<\/p>\n

je mn\u011b l\u00edto t\u011bch kdo\u017e nenalezli bod<\/p>\n

z jeho\u017e perspektivy ne se m\u011bn\u00ed v ano<\/p>\n

jak se m\u011bn\u00ed ve\u010der v noc a noc v sv\u00e9 r\u00e1no<\/p>\n

v kter\u00e9m rovnob\u011b\u017eky sb\u00edhaj\u00ed se zas<\/b><\/p>\n\n\n\n \t

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